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Noun - An extremely unpleasant person. A supreme jerk.
1."That guy was a Capital Ass."

2. "I've heard that Sean Connery is a Capital Ass."
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A person that is such an ass, it must be spelled with capital letters.
Bob: That Don is a CAPITAL ASS.
Dick: Yeah, he is also an Autotan
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