Canute 

A name often used in Jamaica to describe a male smooth-talker who ends up being a gigalo, a player because he has a nice smile and gorgeous body. He dates 10 women at one time and then lies to them all. A loser, a pathetic name for a man who takes from women and isn't worth a damn in bed!

Girl 1: Who is that fine stud?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Canute. He's a loser.

Canute by runnergal February 2, 2010

canute 

evil, knee-deep butthole rape

“i got a c- on my test, im going to canute the science teacher.”

canute by sillysilly07 February 6, 2025

king canute 

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

king canute by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

cantele 

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

cantele by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

cayute 

Over-the-top cute; excessively adorable.

"Those floofy Shiba Inu puppies are so cayute... I'm having brain-freeze to the heart!!"

"I love your new hair, it goes so cay-UTE with your earrings!"

cayute by holic1 February 24, 2010