Cannabatical 

A portmanteau of cannabis and sabbatical. It refers to a specific period in which a regular user of marijuana refrains from smoking. Motivations for the hiatus may include, but are not limited to: saving money, achieving goals, and recovering lost brain function.

Eric: Dude, you wanna hit this?
Tim: I can't because i'm on cannabatical, but as soon as I get this new job, I'm gonna blaze up 'til my eyes bleed!

Cannabatical by Lite November 25, 2007

Cannabbatical 

A “cannabis sabbatical”. Taking a tolerance break so that when you smoke again, it doesn’t take much to get you faded.

I’m out of weed, so i might as well just go on a cannabbatical.

Cannabbatical by bbymma February 20, 2020

cannabitical 

(adj.) of and/or relating to cannabis

This CBD is a great cannabitical aid to my sleepless nights.

The cannabinoids found in plants and the human body are cannabitical.

Ayyy, yo pass the b000f, it bout to be all cannabitical up in here right naw!!!

Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are two of the greatest cannabitical artists of all time.

cannabitical by n0stalgiac October 30, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012