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Carnegrogens

They alter the structure of the purine known as adenine. It affects nitrogen on the ninth position so it cannot bind to riboses or deoxyriboses, and thus cannot be functional in bodily processes. It deforms the adenine in such a way that it attacks the person's immune system and increases the person's Negrosity levels. Carnegrogens are found in fried chicken, corn bread, grape "drank," dank ass kush, and has a mild connection to watermelon flesh. Carnegrogens are the particles released in the radiation of Negrotism, otherwise known as Negrotic Decay.
Mark: Hey George, you need to stop eating so much watermelon. Don't you know that stuff is packed full of carnegrogens?
George: Shut yo ass up flake.
Mark: Oh no. His negrosity levels are increasing as we speak.
Carnegrogens by Jonathon Rebelionus October 30, 2020

canegrot 

A mistaken attempt to circumvent a language filter for the racial epithet for a person of african american dissent
Can I get a witness? = canegrot a witness
canegrot by HAL November 10, 2004
1.) A negro who is also chinese.
2.) A chinese looking negro.
That kid isn't a negro, he's a chnegro!
chnegro by Bobba O'Reilly July 19, 2007

CantGroover 

1.Someone that you should not Groove with; that one person you know you shouldn't be talking to;

2. Someone that try's to be Rad but fails every Time; Anyone that starts a sentence with "My W.O.W. character is a ...";
Phone Rings and the Caller ID says CantGroover. You push ignore because that Chick is going to get you into trouble!

"I bet that CantGroover is Horny"
CantGroover by Don_Mayhem January 25, 2010

Cangrod cag 

When you stomp on the school blueberry muffin top to make it flat as fart.
His ass looks like a cangrod cag
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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