Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

Candy Cane Syndrome by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010

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