CandleJack is a character from the TV show "Freakazoid". Supposedly, once you say his name, he kidnaps you. This has led to many jokes on the internet.
CandleJack is freaking aw-
by SoulEatingFreak September 17, 2008
by miji March 22, 2007
by Zomg man of teh ubers July 05, 2009
The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.
Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"
Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"
Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope
by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010
by Analith, destroyer of assholes July 19, 2012
Candlejack is some kind of retarded meme spouted by the idiot masses that are 4chan. It comes from this ancient TV show, Freakazoid, that should really just be forgotte
I think "Andlejack-cay" should be safe, right? I mean, it's not like Candlejack understands Pig Lati
by Mr. Baggy Trousers January 15, 2009
stupid forced meme made by /b/tards. apparently if you say candlejacks name you die but that's blatantly bullsh-
candlejack just doesn't exi-
by samjackson5102 May 27, 2010