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Contrary to definitions 1 and 2 of this word, it means nothing of the sort. Clearly the authors of this definition are males who have been scorned by women/transvestites named Candice. But they cannot and should not blame it on Candice, but rather the fact that they are so horny and foul that they will have sex with any female (whether she has a penis or not). Candice is a beautiful, smart and sexy girl with a terrific sense of humor.
Bob: Did you see that new girl in accounting?

Jim: Yeah, she is so smart, funny and beautiful. She is a total Candice.
by Tommy R. September 12, 2007
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An angry midget with big boobs and an even bigger attitude. She has the vocabulary of an educated sailor and manners to match
the girl at the office verbally beat me today she's such a fuckin Candice
by hunter mc hinkerdink September 26, 2015
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1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
by The_Cox November 05, 2009
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a full on coke whore and pathological liar who tries to manipulate every person she encounters and cause unnecessary drama everywhere she goes but fails because of her own stupidity and lack of brain cells from all the drugs ingested, that she has obtained by using daddy's money.
dude check out that crack whore in the gutter, wait nah its just Candice.
by justtellingthetruthunlikesome November 28, 2016
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a girl who enjoys gold digging and playing men to get to the goods
john : i dated this chick.. all she wanted was sex.
chad: major candice, bro. major. you want some soft pretzel?
by teddieee July 13, 2006
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I ate someone yetserday.

YOUR A Candice?
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a girl that enjoys being on drugs 24/7, cheating , and being a total heartbreaker.
John: dude i had a blast last night there was this chick i totally scored and pretty much i think im in love!!
Mike: what did she look like??
John: brunette and a damn fine body.
Mike: are you serious?!?!?
John: yea why???
Mike: i scored with her too!!!!
John: damn it another CANDICE
by traumma007 November 04, 2007
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