Canadian Moose 

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.

Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

Canadian Moose by GlassButterfly June 1, 2015

Canadian Moose 

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.

Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?

Canadian Moose by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 1, 2012

Canadian Moose Hunter 

When you are having anal sex with a large person, man or woman, and you realize that the condom you had on has mysteriously disappeared into said anus. You then have to lube your arm up with Maple Syrup and proceed to hunt down that rogue prophylactic hiding in that anus.

"Put on your Canadian moose hunter hat, there's a wild one"

Canadian Moose Hunter by saddestbro April 1, 2021

Canadian Moose Platter 

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

Canadian Moose Platter by awbatman500 May 8, 2014

Canadian Moose party 

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

Canadian Moose party by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled 

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

Canadian Moose Sled by Cumjar December 2, 2020