canadian dick 

a dick often extremly small and square

Guy 1: Oh my god Jack has such a canadian dick
Guy 2: Yah thats killer!
Jack: YOU GUYS ARE ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!

canadian dick by damnfly May 6, 2009

Canadian Dick Wrestling 

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.

The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.

Canadian Dick Wrestling by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

Canadian Dickwad 

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

Canadian Dickwad by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008