When party A takes the cheeks of their buttocks and places them over party B's facial hair and tugs on the hair with his/her clamped cheeks.
After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting her beard hairs all day!
by Timma366 September 13, 2020
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The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017
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American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.
Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.
by enridr November 15, 2022
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When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.
If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!
by Noahator April 15, 2020
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Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.

New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!

(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 29, 2015
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The act of inserting a double sided dilo Fully into your anus then then sitting on your partner's ass. Anus to anus and forcibly pushing it into theirs.
Bobby wanted to experiment my favorite move so i pulled out the old Canadian tunnel digger he was a big fan but hasn't really walked right since.
by J0hn wick May 20, 2022
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when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser
dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.
by PCVicePrinciple April 25, 2020
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