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1.
a dick often extremly small and square
Guy 1: Oh my god Jack has such a canadian dick
Guy 2: Yah thats killer!
Jack: YOU GUYS ARE ASS HOLES!!!!!!!!
by damnfly May 06, 2009
 
2.
Largest dick size in North America. Canadian's have an average erect penis size above both Americans & Mexicans. So in reality, the Americans bark a lot but they have the smallest erect sizes in North America. Even Smaller than Mexico's average.
Girl 1: Omg that American guy has a huge American Dick.

Girl 2: Oh thats because he's not American, and he has a Canadian Dick.
by Jessicaluv January 03, 2012