Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 11, 2012

Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

by Korn911 April 20, 2005

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

Can i get free gay dicks

by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 23, 2018

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 1, 2005

I can nawt get sick right now

A sentence you use when you can nawt get sick right now

"Omg Bailey are you ok?"
Baliey:*sneezes* " I can nawt get sick right now I have kendras birthday party and that baby shower later I-I just can nawt get sick right now."

-Family Guy S11 EP.18 Total Recall

by G1rlb0ss11 April 11, 2022

Can I get some bottle of w0ta

A popular phrase said by RM or Namjoon, the leader of the popular band BTS.

Hello, can I get some bottle of w0ta?

by Yuki :) January 19, 2021