A boring place made up of lots of old people, but does have its fair share of young people. There's absolutely nothing to do here, most of the young people look forward to getting their drivers license so they can actually go somewhere. People who aren't old enough for their license walk everywhere. And lots of people in the middle and high school that can't find anything to do smoke weed and get drunk.
Me (A bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Hey, how are you and your boyfriend?"
My friend (Another bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Not good, he's been out drinking and getting high with his friends."
Me: "Well it is Cambridge."
My friend (Another bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Not good, he's been out drinking and getting high with his friends."
Me: "Well it is Cambridge."
by rawrxmuffins February 22, 2011
Cambridge is the best place in the world: home of Harvard University, Harvard Square, and some really creepy people. It is the home of Ben Affleck, and other celebrities. Cambridge is just the best place EVER.
by Dialoo March 10, 2011
The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
by straightouttactown February 21, 2016
noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
pronounced Cahm-brydge
A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.
by xChantalx November 13, 2008
see also Cambridge. The Cambridge Bubble is the force field projected by the University Library tower, and has a radius that includes all univeristy-owned sites in town, and stops at the reality checkpoint lamppost in Parker's Piece. The bubble's effect is to cut the students and staff of the university off from the 'real world'. Outside events cannot break through the bubble. The bubble's distorting effects also effect students' abiltiies to socialise, measure time, think logically, and can cause mental disturbance.
'Since she entered the Cambridge bubble all she thinks about is her once-fortnightly trip to Coco's, essay deadlines and where her next cafe latte is coming from.'
by Blitz November 30, 2004
Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!
by deano2007 April 25, 2007
Byron- "Hey man, did you get Ankita back for being so whinny the other day?"
Aqib- "You know I did... I gave her a Cambridge Kiss the size of king kong's finger"
Byron- "the god-damn bitch"
Aqib- "You know I did... I gave her a Cambridge Kiss the size of king kong's finger"
Byron- "the god-damn bitch"
by TotallyRealAccount October 16, 2017