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A nickname for the small city Camas, Washington. It comes from people who have lived in Camas for a long time, so they call it Camass because they hate it there.

Usually when people refer to it as Camass, they are complaining about how they live in the middle of nowhere and how it rains a lot.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Camass, Washington
Person 1: Don't you mean Camas?
Person 2: No! I hate it here! This place sucks ass!
Camass by Camasisboring July 6, 2011
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The feeling you get when you are being directly affected by other peoples stupidity, generically found in military organisations. In most severe cases of cumass, there is a very obvious and efficient way to accomplish an objective however everyone still proceeds to do the complete opposite. Cumass is often felt by multiple people simultaneously, is highly contagious and is most commonly found amongst the lower enlisted ranks.
Jimmy - “We just changed this aircraft rig from seating to pallets, now the loadmasters want it back to full seating again?”

Timmy - “They can’t make up their mind…this exercise is giving me so much cumass right now
Cumass by Salty-Techo May 4, 2023
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camasturbation 

Another way\term to say "camsex", which is defined as:
"The explicit depiction of live or recorded sexual subject matter via cam or camera with the sole intention of sexually exciting the viewer(s) and/or one self.

Any type of cam can be used with webcams connected to computers or mobile cams in mobile phones as the most popular cams."
Or: Hey ellie, wanna have camasturbation?
Ellie: sure do, do you have a cam ready?
camasturbation by or\ellie :D March 27, 2010
Some one who plays a Online game and excludes everything else. Often used to describe when some one has a lot of time to spend in a online game.
Came from a article in a newspaper on Everquest. The player they interviewed played so much Everquest he forgot to change his cats littler box, leading the reported to comment his house smelled like "a cats ass".
Not every one has enough time to catass foir items in Everquest.

That guy is such a catass, he has been at the same spawn for 9 hours straight.
catass by Rupert March 7, 2004
PC Gamer says "Apparently, there's a word in the MMO community called 'catass' to describe someone whose online addiction has caused their domestic and personal hygiene to degenerate to such a degree that their entire house begins to smell like an enormous cat-litter box."
That guy just got City of Heroes and has now gone catass.
catass by Ramsey September 18, 2004

Catassathrolagus 

A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.
Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.
verb. touch or stroke on the ass gently or lovingly;
noun. a gentle or loving touch on the ass
she carassed the monkey, hmmm... so hairy...
carass by SOL-L March 26, 2016