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CalHATERS 

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.
I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!
CalHATERS by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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A really cool person. Usually blonde. Loved by everyone. Has big feet. Super funny. Makes all people super jelous because he gets all the ladies. Most of the times super cute.
Geez look at calahan go, steeling another girl.
calahan by The true celebrated April 19, 2017
The spontaneous disrespect and disregard that Californians demonstrate for people who do not belong to their chosen social group.
The polar opposite of Hawaiian aloha.
Example 1
"I feel so isolated and alone since moving to California!"
"Sounds like you've gotten a good dose of Caloha..."

Example 2
"People in San Francisco are so pissy and cold, what's up with that?"
"It's just their Caloha, Bra."
Caloha by King of Cups August 8, 2013
He is a brilliant friend, there is no one quite like him. He's witty and very brave. Might consider himself an army brat but that is just one of many great things he can be defined as. He likes beef jerky, but strangely enough the aroma is comforting it can be explained so don't argue about this. There is so much more I'd like to say but like it's better short and sweet.
Everyone felt ill when the familiar scent of Calhan was gone.

Some Guy: I feel like scheiße!
Chad: Don't say that, remember bros for life!
Principal probably: watch your profanity!

Evan Callham 

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie
she ghetto, she loud asf, she crazy, she have this one crazy ass bestfriend, she cuss all the time, she skinny asff
caliyha just going to be caliyha
caliyha by caliyha May 4, 2021