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A cute and funny introvert who is absolutely obsessed with cats. people who are lucky enough to be the owner of the name Calyani are probably really nice a little nerdy. despite the friendly and harmless vibes she gives off she is still fully capable of ripping your face apart if you mess with her or her friends.
Cameron: "Hey mate, what's with all of the cats just appearing all of a sudden?"
Josh: "Oh that probably means that there is a Calyani near by."
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Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!
"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"
Calani by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018
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A happy and nice girl. She can be wild and hyper. She's very funny, creative, smart, and entertaining. She's someone you would want to be friends with. Calanit cheers people up, and is fun to be around.
My sister is such a Calanit.
Your happiness reminds me of Calanit.
Calanit by VivaFariy August 19, 2013

Calvanized 

The feeling of loss that Shobs will experience when she finally realizes that she has lost the calve contest of 2008.
After my visit to the big D, Shob was left feeling rather calvanized.
Calvanized by kampat May 13, 2008
A last name of the ultimate greek family. Descendant of the actual spartans from Sparta, Greece. Also greek for ankle bone.
look its calcanis... hes a spartan.
calcanis by Josh Calcanis March 7, 2008
Callani is a name describing a beautiful relationship between two people. It can be a name that means love, kindness, attraction for a person or it can describe a lovely relationship or the attraction of two people.
"Hey, you guys are such a Callani."
"What's that?"
"You guys must really be in love..........."
callani by The Wise One.... November 18, 2021

Calyanne 

calyanne is a beautiful person. she’s super sweet and funny. she’s a fun person to be around with, but don’t mess with her, her family, or her friends because she will beat you up sis. tehe.
person 1: i met this girl today. she’s super sweet, funny, kind, caring, and pretty.

person 2: any chance her name is calyanne?

person 1: wow, how did you know?!
Calyanne by yeetustothefeetus July 11, 2019