Calvin college student: "I went to chapel and praised Jesus by the seminary pond. How about you?"
Normal college student: "I went to a party and got shitfaced then proceeded to show my genitalia to everyone and ended up waking up in a bed with two women and a pool of vomit next to me. It was about the usual."
Calvin college student: "You're going to hell."
Random Christian: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Calvin student: unzips pants
"I'm so sexually frustrated, I'm about to stick my dick in a light socket."
"My type of guy is one whose parents left him a six-figure trust fund."
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C