I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester by scodder November 15, 2012

Malthusian Fumble 

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

Malthusian Fumble by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

neo-Malthusian 

Neo-Malthusians claim that there is no possibility for humanity to face and handle this problem, which will cause that we will go back to the roots and start traveling with horses again, as they believe humans are to fucking stupid to create and invent some other opportunity.

Oil will un out, therefor neo-malthusians will say, "fuck that shit we will have to start working again, as we humans are to fucking stupid to find a other way"

neo-Malthusian by LegitXaidia November 25, 2013

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism 

Population control thanks to a collective overconfidence in personal intelligence of a populace.

Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism by svenjamie March 22, 2020