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Calpurnia is a band with four teenagers. Finn Wolfhard commonly known from horror movie It (2017) and Stranger Things does lead vocals and rhythm guitar, Ayla Tesler-Mabe does lead guitar and vocals, Jack Anderson does bass and Malcom Craig does drums. They are often called "Finn Wolfhard's band" which is incorrect because it isn't just Finn. Ayla, Jack and Malcom are just as important to the band. They have an EP called Scout, which has 6 songs.
Fake Fan: OMG! I love Finn Wolfhard's band Calpurnia!
Real Fan: Excuse me it's called Calpurnia and it's not just Finn's band.
Calpurnia by calpurniaa July 26, 2018
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The third and final wife of Julius Caesar. Also the name of the mother figure in the old story "To Kill a Mockingbird."
The wife of Caesar was his final wife. They never had any children, and she never remarried after his death. Evidence points to her being humble and shy. She attempted to warn Caesar to stay home and tell the Senate that he was sick. Instead, he rejected the plan and was led to his death.
The Calpurnia in "To Kill a Mockingbird" is a respectable black woman and a cook for Atticus Finch and his children. However, she serves as a mother to them as well. She is important to the story in multiple situations, making sure Atticus' kids behave properly.
I don't understand why you would need me to explain how to use Calpurnia in a sentence. It's just a name.
But here's a quote anyway:
"Calpurnia always won, mainly because Atticus always took her side." - Jean Louise "Scout" Finch in "To Kill a Mockingbird," page 7
Calpurnia by ThatShyKidAndrew October 24, 2017
Someone who is Calpurnia is someone who is very kind, has a big heart and is just pretty darn likable. She is a little anxious and definitely relies on people but she'll be there for anyone in return. Overall, shes pretty swell.
Wow, that girl Calpurnia can be a lot sometimes. But she always comes through and is pretty beautiful and nice.
Calpurnia by lloydfalcon November 8, 2018
A band with four teenagers in it. Has teenager Finn (a true world star), Malcom (I'm not a stalker so I don't know his last name) hes known for being a AMAZING DUDE, Alya (idk how to spell her last name) commonly known as GUITARQUEEN_rawrXD, and Jack (idk last name) he is famous just for his dog. Hes cute. Mega uwu for his dog. This band makes really cool music and become the power puff girls on steroids. Check them out.
"I saw Calpurnia live yesterday and they really just brought me to a place I've never been"
Calpurnia by aarmau June 10, 2019

clout chasing calpurnia crackheads 

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them
Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

Calipornia 

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.
Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.
Calipornia by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

calpurniaaaaaa 

They are a sad mf who still loves a band that ended two years ago. Not to mention his username???!! They have mfing six a's in her user. SIX.

Ur so emotional but still ily.
Calpurniaaaaaa has a massive crush on Winona Ryder
calpurniaaaaaa by idiotdumb June 3, 2021