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A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.
Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!
by Spider83 March 21, 2011