A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.
by HitlerSucks October 31, 2015
Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris
by sevenatenein February 9, 2018
by Eden953 May 13, 2015
by Monfoo May 9, 2017
a 1"x1"x1" piece of cheese cake has 690 calories which makes you a fatass if you eat it, but an entire bowl of salad has 6.9 calories which makes you a healthy eater; thus the reason why its a myth.
by LTG Huntoon March 1, 2011
by 2357551112456h September 21, 2005
the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
by Organ Donor August 20, 2003