Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 29, 2021

call of duty warzone

The battle royale mode for Call of Duty Modern warfare

Friend 1: Wanna play fortnite?
Friend 2: Ew no, you should play Call of Duty Warzone!

by TMUhater99 April 13, 2020

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that nobody can ever download

could be up to 100 gigs with no updates

(Just add it were i can play without updating. To Activision)

Dude1: wanna play call of duty warzone

Dude2: isint that game like 100 gigs

by Glitch Town November 25, 2020

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that stands for “Call Of Duty Hack-Zone” because they need a better anti-cheat

Me: you wanna play some Call Of Duty Warzone?
Friend: No, all people do is hack on that game, it should be called “Hack-Zone”

by Skyrizzy2.0 on tik tok January 27, 2022

Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0

A recently released (November 2022) game that is a sequel/revamp to Call of Duty: Warzone. This game either makes you feel like a literal god or a mentally stunted 4 year old. Not to mention the new DMZ gamemode where dying makes you lose all your shit. Little Timmy can ruin your day by running you over on your last match of the night when you were seconds away from a successful exfil. That is, if you can even make it to exfil before the AI with literal aimbot can wipe your squad with two bullets from 1,000,000 meters away. But, look! You can get Ghost (from modern warfare 2!!!) for the low, low price of $99.99

"Hey, you tryna hop on Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 later?"

"Thanks, but I'd rather kill myself."

by tacofoxxo December 14, 2022