Guy: I can't sorry, I gotta go home and play Call of Duty Black Ops.
2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist
Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.
2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?
Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.
Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'