Calitries

A term to describe huge pair of breasts attached to fit chick. Originating from Cornwall, England... but soon to be used globally!!!

Ricky: Look at the calitries on that
Leon: Yeah they're a lovely pair!!

Calitries by Handbrake September 28, 2009

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

COVID cavities by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

burning calories 

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

burning calories by otay May 20, 2005

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

slap clitties by master of the factory January 12, 2007

empty calories 

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

empty calories by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010

400 Calories 

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."

400 Calories by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008