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California Chips 

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.
When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.
California Chips by Jay P May 30, 2015

California Sun Chips 

The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.
She thought my California Sun Chips were too salty!!

California paint chips 

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.
Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.
California paint chips by Pnarls October 21, 2011

California potato chips 

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.
The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026