California Chops

Muttonchops that are shaped like California.

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!

California Chops by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010

California Chips 

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.

When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.

California Chips by Jay P May 30, 2015

California Sun Chips 

The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.

She thought my California Sun Chips were too salty!!

California Sun Chips by mikemarine23 October 22, 2008

California paint chips 

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

California paint chips by Pnarls October 21, 2011

California potato chips 

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

California potato chips by DiZhavano March 3, 2018