The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.
When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had Californiachips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.
The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying you peel the dried cum from her shoulder blade and feed to her.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.