The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!
Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.
by Jarome B.T July 5, 2007
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An Alberta hockey team full of self imporant douchebags that jump the queue for flu shots ahead of those that may really need them.
"Did you see that disgraceful bunch of fags play last night?"

Yeah that was the "Calgary Flames. They are truly a bunch of queers."
by Fancy gentleman 23 November 5, 2009
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A professional hockey team based in Calgary, Alberta.

The Flames began as the Atlanta Flames in 1972 before moving to Calgary in 1980. They have reached the Stanley Cup Finals 3 times in 1986, 1989, and 2004. Winning two Stanley Cups in 1986, and 2004 on Martin Gelinas no-called goal in game 6.

The Calgary Flames' biggest rival is the Vancouver Canucks. Edmonton Oiler fans seem to think that the Calgary Flames are their rival, however, they can only really have rivals once they have achieved a level of playoff status that has been relatively unheard of in Edmonton for almost a decade (save a run in 2006, of whom, all the star players have left the team shortly thereafter).

Also synonymous with: perfection, achievement through hard work and sacrifice, and an Oilers fan's nightmare.
Edmonton Oilers Fan: You hit my car!

Calgary Flames Fan: How about we set our
differences aside and enjoy a shot of
whisky so we can live in peace, finally, as Alberta hockey fans?

Edmonton Oilers Fan: Sounds good

"Oilers fan takes a shot"

Edmonton Oilers Fan: who are you calling?

Calgary Flames Fan: The police
by Mateo Mraz March 23, 2009
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The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.
Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?
by detatchedview September 24, 2009
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Calgary niggas be sneaky snakes, don’t give back clothing, Make up the most bullshit that get you in fucked up situations. Start the most but don’t do shit. Skin young girls with there 17 year old dog ass, and fuck it up for the real niggas trying to succeed.
Oh those are Calgary niggas they be on all types of fucked up shit
by Calgary niggas September 9, 2018
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A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
If Edmonton was full of white people and Calgary was full of black people, Edmontonian UD users would go nastier and more ignorant by obviously saying Calgary sucks and then go too far by calling Calgary a "a city filled with a bunch of evil n*ggers"

Canadians Unite!
by Ay Carumba November 24, 2007
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Any piss poor, subpar organization that is inefficient and mismanaged with murderous scoundrels calling the shots who would rather see citizens dead on the tracks than use the millions in revenue generated to improve safety.
Q: Dude, who is worse the Gadhafi government or Calgary Transit?
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell
by sheepvomit April 10, 2011
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