Calembe 

Something that makes you want to fuck the girl you're talking to.It's a movement, or a phrase that a girl makes while talking to you or just by looking at you. You perceive that simple movement as a sign of future sex.

Last night I was taking to Laqueesha and she bited her lips while looking right into my eyes. That was a real calembe.

I experienced a true calembe today when Da'quonde told me she was in need of sex and then looked at me with a dirty smile.

Calembe by TheBeatDistributor May 28, 2009

Camembeard

When you have a beard full of camembert cheese

We had camembert cheese with bread for Christmas dinner, i had a right camembeard afterwards

Camembeard by Poon Noob December 29, 2018

Camembert 

A stinky cheese that Plagg loves to eat.

"Plagg enough with the Camembert" Adrian exclaimed.

Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020

calebe

Calebe is the best guy in the world he is the best and can make everyone happy he has a lot of friends and will make everyone happy and can create new friends every day so if you know a Calebe go hang out with him

Calebe will be the best bro or man in the world

calebe by This is an unknown article May 6, 2018

camembert 

Typically french cheese made in Normandy a North France's area.
This cheese has got a very strong smell

Everyday french people eat some camembert cheese with baguette

camembert by Alban October 24, 2006

Camembert-ly Legal Burger 

A specialized burger served with camembert cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"

Camembert-ly Legal Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Camembert Quartet 

A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals

No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.

Good tracks:

Batturburger (A slag off dance music)

California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)

Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)

Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)

We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)

Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)

It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)

Students (a slag off college students)

Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)

Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)


There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.

Camembert Quartet by Wezz December 9, 2004