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Calanguage 

Calanguage is a language mostly people called Cal use, it is some Random words that are put together in a sentence, but they must make sense...the sentence can drag on for a while but not too long or it will no longer be accepted as "Calanguage"
"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage
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clanguage 

A new 'frankenlanguage' resulting from globalization and the ubiquitous Net. It's called Globlish (Global English) and is spoken by virtually every nation in the world, consisting normally of an amalgamic mix of heteroglossia or 'macaronic' phrases of both, the original country's language and standard English in what's described as 'English-Lite'.
This mingling of languages is also called 'Minglish'. Here are some:

Anglish (Anglo-Saxon)
Yinglish (Yiddish)
Yeshivish (Yeshiva)
Jewbonics (Hebrew)
Hebonics
Hebronics
Hebrish
Runglish (Russia)
Ruglish
Russlish
Frenglish (French)
Franglish
Franglais
Franish
Fringlish
Spain-ish (Spanish)
Spain-lish
Espanglish
Espaninglish
El Spanish Broken
Inglañol
Englañol
Spanglish
Espan'glés
Espanolo
Portinglês (Portoguese)
Portu-inglês
Portenglish
Portunglês
Llanito (Creole, Gibraltar)
Yanito
Inglés de Escalerilla
Cockoy (Creole, Carribean)
Serblish (Serbia)
Praglish (Czech)
Czechlish
Czenglish
Poglish (Poland)
Hunglish (Hungary)
Germlish (Dutsch, Germany)
Engleutsch
Denglish
Denglisch
Dunglish
Donglish
Dinglish (Danish)
Danglish
Swidish (Sweden)
Swenglish
Svengelska
Finglish (Finnish)
Wenglish (Wales)
Minglish (Maltese)
Greeklish (Greece)
Grenglish
Latinoellinika
Anglicaans (Afrikaans, South Africa)
Camfranglais (Cameroonian Franglais)
Frananglais
Namlish (Namibia)
Jinglish (Jamaica)
Jamlish
Indlish (India)
Inglish
Kanglish (Kannada from Bangalore)
Benglish (Bengali, Bangladesh)
Bahasa Inglonesia (Bahasa, Indonesia)
Tinglish (Thailand)
Thenglish
Thailish
Thainglish
Singlish (Singapore)
Taglish (Tagalog, Philippines)
Englog
Enggalog
Konglish (Korea)
Konglish (Hong Kong)
Chinglish (China)
Mandaringlish
Japlish (Japan)
Japanglish
Finnish (Farsi, Iran)
Fingilish
Finglish
Penglish
Pinglish
Pingilish
Turklish (Turkish)
Arablish (Arabic)
Arabizi*

*That last one gets yakked a lot by pretentious numbnuts who can't speak straight English and resort to speaking this bastardised version of English as if they're chewing shit in their mouthes!
The funny pidgin English spoken by F.O.B.s (Fresh out of the boat people), is a clanguage and is called sarcastically 'Foblish'!
clanguage by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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changuage 

The language that Ben Chang from Community uses. It often includes making puns with his name(i.e. Changlorious Bastards)
Have you seen the course description? Ancient weaponry? Genital mutilation? This subject's speaking my Changuage!
changuage by jerpid September 21, 2020

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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