the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.
she totally got calamity janed the other night.
by Alice Penderwals March 10, 2007
Get the calamity jane mug.
Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.
"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"
by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005
Get the spamity calamity mug.
a group of 3 girls from a TV show called Amphibia.
THEY ARE HELLA AWESOME

and have anime powers from the 3 stones from the calamity fox
me: do you know the calamity trio?

person: YEAH! they are so cool!
by Nat 20 BABYYYYYYYY <3 January 2, 2023
Get the calamity trio mug.
The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans
England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?
by black flag June 28, 2004
Get the calamity James mug.
Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.
Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!
by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011
Get the Calamity Bridge mug.
AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 19, 2011
Get the Calamity Flats mug.
The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
by MelizzlefoShizzle October 25, 2007
Get the calamity sam mug.