Calabortion
The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.
Calabortion by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011
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Carbortion
Carbortion by MethJew November 30, 2011
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collabortion
"I cant believe I got pregnant after that one-night stand with Spencer! Fortunately, he agreed to a collabortion so I don't have to pay for it all by myself."
collabortion by SkipMcCoy November 28, 2012
Carbortion
The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.
Carbortion by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011
celebortion
A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.
celebortion by Kawlinz May 20, 2007
Celabortion
A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.
Celabortion by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017
Collabortion
Compound word consisting of abortion and collaboration.
When a group of two or more use some form of collaboration medium in an inappropriate manner, resulting in wasted time. Also applies to the extensive or misguided use of the wrong medium for collaborative purposes.
When a group of two or more use some form of collaboration medium in an inappropriate manner, resulting in wasted time. Also applies to the extensive or misguided use of the wrong medium for collaborative purposes.
"Occupy's use of Facebook is more collaborition, than effective communication."
"Tim has turned this meeting into a collabortion."
"This new virtual office system is a collabortion"
"Tim has turned this meeting into a collabortion."
"This new virtual office system is a collabortion"
Collabortion by Observing_Fractional_Peace December 18, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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