Okay so after all these terrible definitions, your thinking "Calabasas can't be that bad". Oh but it is. The food, people, teachers, curriculum, and school itself is awful. Food? Tastes like shit. People? They are shit. Teachers? Once again they are shit. Curriculum? Is shit. School? Shithole. Heredia=FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL if your reading this heredia... fuck you. The first couple weeks of CHS are great. YAY HIGH SCHOOL! But I can guarantee you will hate the fours years you go to that school. Thank God I'm leaving next year.
8th Grader - IM SO HAPPY IM GOING TO Calabasas High School NEXT YEAR
Former CHS Student - haha......fag.
Former CHS Student - haha......fag.
by fUCKCHS November 4, 2009
Probably the WORST place to end up at for high school. The school itself is located in a rich neighborhood, so what it does with all the money it brings in? NO IDEA. But it isn't spent on anything useful. The faculty there are more concerned about STAR testing results than anything else, and so they make sure to actually be there for the month of May. The school has the California Distinguished School Award, whatever the fuck that is? All the teachers care about is how the school looks to the state. Other than that, the students get to sit around and act like the fake people they are. This does apply to everyone at the school. The guys are either "jocks" (But CHS doesn't have any actual jocks because the school sucks at every sport alive, so just cocky kids who think they can do anything athletically)"ganstas" (Right, like you can be a G living in Calabasas, they are the worst) or "indie" (Kids who THINK there above Calabasas and try to act like city kids, while this just shows everyone how fake they are) The girls are all hoes, even if they try to hide it. They just want an excuse to take their shirts off. So they go to their little parties, get wasted and jump on the closest guy. At least most of the girls will admit to being Calabasas, so there not as fake. These girls are mostly Jewish princesses who wear expensive clothes and drive around with their friends in nice cars and all think they're "indie photographers." FYI: Just because you can afford nice stuff doesnt mean your any good at it. Walking onto Calabasas High, be prepared for students everywhere to tell you that they have a Nikon and their a photographer, or that they have Adobe Programs and their an editor. Both the girls and guys think there so hot, which is the main reason all Calabasas parties suck. The girls think their better than the guys, and the guys dont care what the girls think about them. So little actually goes down at the school, everyone obsesses over the little things. And word travels beyond faster at that school, because everyone needs their moment in the spotlight. Its a ridiculous school that would probably kill anyone not from Calabasas. It's just a stuck up rich public school filled with egotistical fake kids.
What are you doing tonight?
-Driving down to Encino, I am not going to another stupid Calabasas party.
What is up with that girl?
-Oh, she's just from Calabasas High School.
God those kids think their so "indie" but there just annoying as fuck, who are they?
-Eh, just some Calabasas High School kids who had the money to pay for Coachella tickets and not know any of the bands.
-Driving down to Encino, I am not going to another stupid Calabasas party.
What is up with that girl?
-Oh, she's just from Calabasas High School.
God those kids think their so "indie" but there just annoying as fuck, who are they?
-Eh, just some Calabasas High School kids who had the money to pay for Coachella tickets and not know any of the bands.
by FanBoy135 June 20, 2009
"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010
Amazing school. 10/10 recommend sending your kids here. The people are truly amazing and the teachers care. ASB is lit and is a fun way to get involved in school. If you don't like Ciroc don't come to this school.
by BADASSSBITCHYESSS July 11, 2017
The Designated Spawn site for rich white kids.Your school has Toyota Camrys and Honda Civics, we have Mercedes C300s and BMW 3-Series. Ask anyone from this high school if we have seen Kim Kardashian or Travis Scott because we love letting people who don't live in Calabasas know who we have seen. We get pretty annoying about it. If you go to this school just know you are better than everyone else cuz it is what it is.
Damn did you know Dylan goes to Calabasas High School? Yeah he has a Mercedes and always wears Bass Pro Shops Hats!
by CEOofTheGulag April 20, 2020