Cake and Arse Party 

Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!

Cake and Arse Party by Saccade January 21, 2009

Cake and arse party 

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

Cake and arse party by JackSplash February 13, 2015

Cake and arse party 

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

Cake and arse party by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004