Cake Eater

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

by Christian Faulkner July 20, 2004

Cake Eater

A homosexual male. A double entendre because cake is not a particularly masculine food and cake eater kind of sounds like cock eater.

That boy is a cake eater.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

Cake Eaters

A person (usually of UK origin) who doen't have a clue about the Italian culture.

Cake eaters believe Bruschetta is pronounced Brew-shet-a. It's Bru-sket-a or simply Sket-a.

by Darren Scala October 25, 2003

Cake-eater

50's slang for a ladies man or these days a guy you'd call a "player"

Yo that guy fucks every girl he sees and doesn't care. He's such a cake-eater.

by Dumb13D00r1sAw3s0m3 March 7, 2011

Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

by dangbee April 25, 2011

cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

by aaron April 30, 2004

cake eater

someone who is not of italian descent.

That cake eater has so much Guinness running through his potato-clogged veins. Who does he think he is, Saint Patrick?

We made be called dago, guido, or wop, but that's only by jealous cake-eaters.

by itsmeb!tches January 30, 2011