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Coinbase Noob
An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
Coinbase Noob by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021
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Coinbase
Theory - an online cryptocurrency exchange that allows you to exchange fiat for cryptos such as bitcoin, ethereum, litecoin.
Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility
Reality - thieving bandits that switch site access on and off as when they please, no customer support, raping people for margin and stealing their assets (see eth flashcrash of June 2016). Treating their customers like pieces of sh**, transactions pending for weeks on end, locked out of accounts for no reason, funds mysteriously disappearing, IMPOSSIBLE to log in when there is any volatility
Oh look, ETH just dropped 0.0000001%, now would be a good time to buy... let me log in to my coinbase account anddd....
COINBASE:
"Service Unavailable"
Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.
"Fuck you coinbase"
COINBASE:
"Service Unavailable"
Coinbase is currently down for maintenance. Please try again later or see our status page for more information.
"Fuck you coinbase"
Coinbase by cryptojunkie June 22, 2017
Canbase
Canbase by country roads 2 May 13, 2019
coinbased
Same definition as the term "based", but when it has direct relation or inference of the cryptocurrency trading platform, Coinbase or Coinbase Pro.
Trader 1: "I heard the CEO of Coinbase actually own up to a mistake they made and turned things around rather rapidly"
Trader 2: Yeah he's actually pretty Coinbased if you ask me.
Trader 2: Yeah he's actually pretty Coinbased if you ask me.
coinbased by Mr. Moustache707 October 1, 2021
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.