That one teacher who will drop pens on purpose but to like an accident just to look up girls skirts. I can be abreviated to JC
After three years of intense searching and hunting, the police finally tracked down and killed Justin Cahill for noncing on little kids.
by LilDefinition October 7, 2019
An internet sensation that has become famous through videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. He has become a target for cyber bullying and hate messages because of his strange appearance.
Keenan Cahill is a 16 year old teenager with an extremely rare disease named "Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome". Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome prevents the victim from growing past the age of 8, which explains his apearance. Contrary to popular belief, this disease does not usually include mental retardation. Sadly, along with this disease comes a very high chance of heart failure.
This teenager has become an internet sensation by posting videos of him lip-syncing, and rarely, singing. What makes his videos unique is the amount of energy he puts into lip-syncing; his videos usually include extreme head-bobbing and facial expressions, in a manner similar to the "Numa Numa Guy".
But, his big break came when a popular rapper named "50 Cent" discovered his videos, and decided to guest star in one of his videos. The video rapidly gained popularity, and eventually earned Keenan an interview in an American late night comedy talk show named "Chelsea Lately". These greatly contributed to Keenan's success.
Keenan Cahill is a 16 year old teenager with an extremely rare disease named "Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome". Maroteaux-Lamy Syndrome prevents the victim from growing past the age of 8, which explains his apearance. Contrary to popular belief, this disease does not usually include mental retardation. Sadly, along with this disease comes a very high chance of heart failure.
This teenager has become an internet sensation by posting videos of him lip-syncing, and rarely, singing. What makes his videos unique is the amount of energy he puts into lip-syncing; his videos usually include extreme head-bobbing and facial expressions, in a manner similar to the "Numa Numa Guy".
But, his big break came when a popular rapper named "50 Cent" discovered his videos, and decided to guest star in one of his videos. The video rapidly gained popularity, and eventually earned Keenan an interview in an American late night comedy talk show named "Chelsea Lately". These greatly contributed to Keenan's success.
by Skyrocketeer March 25, 2011
This blond-headed bitch will hop on any girl's tip. He probably enjoys playing fake sports like squash and pickleball in his free time, since he has no life. He will always be stuck in the friend zone while he is at school and enjoys his "black" people. He enjoys watching hentai, and misses "the great" hentai haven.
"Rowan Cahill is the ultimate cunt" every girl ever
"Rowan rides my dildo better than I do" his girlfriend
"Did you hear Rowan? He said the N-Word in front of those children"
"Rowan rides my dildo better than I do" his girlfriend
"Did you hear Rowan? He said the N-Word in front of those children"
by TheUrbanDickshunary February 26, 2019
Sexy paddleboard dancer shes so sexyyy like heelllll mama i simp on her brother bc she twerks and my moma and eats my parents dont be fooled by her cutie voice shes a daredevil MWAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shes also has a sugar daddy
RILEY CAHILL IS SO SMEXY HBFHEGYUBVIWURGFBIUWEGBF
by ✨💃🕺✨ November 16, 2020
When things aren't going your way and you sell your race car, leave the group, and delete everyone on FB. See also: Peak Poor.
by jwdb1fish July 16, 2021
Alex Cahill the girl most lads want in there bed she has been passed round more times than time can count if you want to find her you’ll have to look around kildare town
by kildare people December 8, 2021