Café: call-name. Often used on a person that has been craving internet attention, yet has failed.
You've failed like a Café!
by Crör March 10, 2010
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South African for small general store or 'corner shop'
What do you want from the cafe?
by Boriskza September 13, 2009
They about to go to the CAFE with each other.
by ibballin13 April 16, 2011
A combination of smelly,sweaty,hairy, and lippy pussy.
I would'a hit but the bitch had a mad cafe.
by HungryHungarian August 20, 2007