A more fun way to commit suicide...
First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!
(Grandma crying in the back)
The act of dropping ones testicles in someone's eye sockets as they are sleeping, and waking them up with an expulsion of gas directly into their mouth.
"Dude, I totally gave her a Cadbury Surprise last night!"