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A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.
Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)
by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004
 
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The act of dropping ones testicles in someone's eye sockets as they are sleeping, and waking them up with an expulsion of gas directly into their mouth.
"Dude, I totally gave her a Cadbury Surprise last night!"
by Surmos March 12, 2010