Cacaritis 

'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.

Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.

1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca

These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.

Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA

Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.

Cacaritis by KyokosGlovez October 14, 2021

Cockritis 

An inability to expel nut. Leads to damage to the tubes of the urogenital tract. Can lead to severe hypertension and inflammation of the cock. Causes discolorations, ranging from yellow to green. Originates deep in the dick. BAD

Hey bro, I just went to the Doctor and he says if I don't get this nut out soon I'm gonna get stage 5 acute cockritis.

Cockritis by maxsquared56 May 31, 2018

chaparitis 

where your ass gets chapped and then a girl stick a big three branch and then proceeds to fuck ur mom rookie bitch

chaparitis by tim satola---the nurse aka. rn April 29, 2003

cacaritz 

A person knighted by the caca lord.

You are a cacaritz.

You are knighted by the caca realm.

cacaritz by Akilord May 25, 2023

Caloritis

Cantonese: 熱氣 / jit6 hei3 / yit hey
Mandarin1: 熱氣 / re qi / ruh chi

Mandarin2: 上火 / shang huo / shan huor
A symptom from the East where people will get sick from having too much deep fried or fried food as in terms of Chinese Medicine, the “fire” in those food are excessive.

A condition characterized by excessive heat and inflammation within the body. It represents a state of heat-induced inflammation, often associated with symptoms such as redness, swelling, and discomfort in affected areas

There was never a word for the Easterns to explain such sickness so here it is.

It is derived from "calor" (heat) and "-itis" (denoting inflammation), Caloritis represents a condition of heat-induced inflammation within the body.

Noun:
Caloritis will come for you if you keep eating those fried wings.

Adjective:

Caloritic

The patient exhibited symptoms of caloritic inflammation.

Caloritis by Terriiyaki June 2, 2023

Black Canarytism

People who love the character Black canary and has autism

I have black canarytism

Black Canarytism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 29, 2025