Cabbageton 

Someone who laughs at jokes that they don't understand. usually the person is laughing at an inside joke that they aren't in on.

You and a friend are laughing about an inside joke and someone standing near you laughs because they want to feel accepted and be part of the group...

"What a cabbageton"

Cabbageton by Steveo214 February 19, 2008

cabbagepoo 

when someone contracts a stinker and a reeky oder of cabbage emits and offen cabbige contracted itselft therefore knows as cabbagepoo

man1:hey have can u smell that soggy cabbage

man2:i think jessica humphrey has done a cabbagepoo it hum dings

cabbagepoo by stinkyporkpie February 5, 2022

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank 

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

cabbagemobile 

generally a fairly old, often poorly kept car that has the lingering odor of rotted produce (cabbage). even more appropriatley a green car of said description tin can pile of crap on wheels mobile junk yard

wheeww!! shannon's mom's car is a total cabbagemobile

cabbagemobile by cheese puff waffle buns January 19, 2009

CabbageBoi

The guys who yells random insults at randoms and enemies in video games, and breaks games sometimes.

“CabbageBoi” stop being toxic.

CabbageBoi by CabbageBoi July 5, 2021

Cabbagetastic

Describes the greatness of an object, as long as this object is not cabbage.

"That guitar is cabbagetastic!"

wrong: "that cabbage is cabbagetastic"

Cabbagetastic by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

Cabbagefingitus 

Small George like fingers

Ewwww look he has cabbagefingitus

Cabbagefingitus by Iammega October 3, 2019