CRYPTORK

Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!

CRYPTORK is someone whos always in search for the TRUTH.

CRYPTORK by IndivisuaLize April 6, 2010

cryptoskank 

A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.

Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.

cryptoskank by AdamX July 4, 2007

Cryptokiddies

A group of young people of "mental maturity" who Christopher from Cryptoland has a crush for.

Also especially allowed on the island of Cryptoland.

"Hi! This is me, Christopher, a crypto degen with a crush for Cryptokiddies."

Cryptokiddies by amoggydripler January 28, 2022

cryptorchid 

A developmental defect marked by the failure of the testes to descend into the scrotum.

cryptorchid by Anonymous October 26, 2003

cryptorchild 

a fucking awsome song by marilyn manson.

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "

cryptorchild by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008

Cryptorchid Chipmunk 

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

Cryptorchid Chipmunk by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

Cryptorapist 

A member of the 'Seduction Community', otherwise know as a 'Pick Up Artist' (PUA).

A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.

A man who puts on a false persona with women and keeps their real agenda hidden. A secret rapist.

Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."

Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."

Cryptorapist by Rasberries September 4, 2011