look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
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a person with just the one crutch as they are to proud to use two incase they look like a derk. a lovely kind hearted person who loves chinese food and often likes to greet people with a kiss on the cheek.

should be pronounces like 'crushwaaaaa'
hey crutchwah how you dooooing?
by aboobataxi999 February 10, 2011