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ugliest mofo down the dirt road ! has weird shaped testicles, girls always saying eww, doesnt know how to masturbate quietly and sneaky, never drops his dick out of his hand; therefore the urine goes in many directions. Thinks he can rock those Steve Urcle glasses buy never can
My Pee was like a CPeede
I wish i was a CPeede
CPeede by WeEnjoi December 9, 2012
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Ceedee Lamb 

A pretty cold wide receiver and a fellow avetard because he lived at The Ave while at OU.
I saw the Ceedee Lamb in the computer lab of The Ave and I didn't even realize it was him until I left the lab.
Ceedee Lamb by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Greatest band in the world according to The Dude.
Creedence Clearwater Revival, greatest band in world man.
To media share the song Creed - With Arms Wide Open or any other song from the band Creed in a Youtube stream to attempt to get the stream taken down for policy violations. This originated in a twomad stream where he got his stream taken down for said policy violations. Some say that this event was fake.
Heh, I just Creeded this guys stream, I hope he gets taken down.
Creeded by MagneticMike August 14, 2020

Creedence Clearwater Revival

A band that became popular in the 60's during the vietamwar/counter culture era and is still very popular
Lets blast some CCR from the Huey boys!

Assassin's Creeded 

Climbing something with extreme skill. Acting like one of the main characters from Assassin's Creed. Climbing a wall like a ninja on steroids.
Dude, did you see that? That guy just Assassin's Creeded the empire state building in 5 minutes! That is SO AWSOME!!!!!!

Creedence Clearwater Revival

An American country/rock band that became popular during the Vietnam War. Produced classic hits such as "Proud Mary", "Green River", "Suzie Q" and "Fortunate Son".

Could also be known as CCR, or Creedence Clearwater.

Unfortunately they split circa 1971/2, but still sometimes perform together.
CCR's "Proud Mary" has 100+ cover versions to date.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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