Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one. Some say the person who is given this name is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris. Strangley enough the guy with this name will leave a smell of lemons wherever he goes.
"So what are you going to name your son", said the doctor, "and do you smell lemons"
"Coty....", says the mother.
""The doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child""
""The world looks in awe..""
"Coty....", says the mother.
""The doctor implodes and the hospital crumbles around the child""
""The world looks in awe..""
by Ron Burgundie May 26, 2007
known as Cunt of the Year due to the fact that he's the realest of the realest. He won't give you any BS nor sugarcoat anything. He's so raw you can't help but love him. Everybody needs a Coty in their life. Need someone to keep you goal oriented? get a Coty. Need someone to call you out on your BS? get a Coty. Need someone to cheer you up? Get a Coty. Need someone to make you feel stupid? Get a Coty.
Man... Since it's impossible for me to be as perfect as a Valentina, I wouldn't mind becoming a Coty.
by CotyMaidOfHonor2090 August 6, 2019
Acronym for Chuckle On The Inside. More acurate than Laughing Out Loud because seriously, who actually laughs out loud when you text people?
by Aneko February 24, 2009
by actuallycrying December 7, 2015
Abbreviation for "Chat On The Internet".
A mysterious shadow organization of absurdists, artists, intellectuals and cynics said to be behind...nothing important, really. Except being funnier and better than you.
A mysterious shadow organization of absurdists, artists, intellectuals and cynics said to be behind...nothing important, really. Except being funnier and better than you.
When my friend's messageboard was suddenly and cataclysmically overrun by cartoon supervillains, I knew those COTI bastards were behind it.
by tengu shoes November 8, 2004
Short for Crying On The Inside. Can be paired with lol as lolcoti or lol-coti to express "laughing out loud--crying on the inside". Also used by itself, usually as a sarcastic response to upsetting news.
"Great news! My company decided I was 'too valuable' in my current position to offer me that promotion <coti>!"
"Hey, I just heard my Ex is marrying a supermodel! lol-coti"
"Hey, I just heard my Ex is marrying a supermodel! lol-coti"
by B. Kaiser July 17, 2006
Lance: Whoa bro! Shelby won the COTY again!?
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*
or
Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*
Chris: Damn...that makes it twenty years in a row. She must be a huge cunt face.
Rick: Riiiiick!
*All shotgun natties*
or
Brent: Duuude! This one ho made me this soup last night and there was all this weird crap in it. Then I went tanning!
Ken: *flexes, pops collar, and puts in a dave matthews cd* Damn braa! That bitch should be coty or something. Your tan looks good man!
*All shotgun natties*
by Officer Bovice April 14, 2008