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anagram from the UK humor site verypoor.co.uk. stands for Crappy Obviously Self-Penned Joke.
An ap-paulin’ COSPJ

This one came to me in a dream last night. I am truly blessed.

Q - What do you say to a woman who’s given you a sheet of strong, flexible water-resistant material often used in the manufacture of tents?
A - Ta, Pauline.
COSPJ by toxic bacon research August 12, 2010
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cosplaytriot 

A combination of the words “cosplay” and “patriot” describing one who wears patriotic symbols as a costume; often without regard for true patriotism.
That guy wraps himself in the flag, constitution, bibles and guns but was a draft dodger and a sellout for the 1%. He’s a textbook cosplaytriot.
Word of the Day on January 17, 2026
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closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.
My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.
closet cosplay by mellyb December 9, 2008

vocaaa.cosplay.bean

The one and only chihiro fujisaki and real kokichi since 2020/3/22-2020/20/2021
Pls you know who im talking about on tiktok vocaaa.cosplay.bean (kiki) has 221.4k followers smh
It is the abbreviation of cosplay plan. It is what a cosplayer would like to cosplay sometime in the future, a future cosplay project.
Zero of Code Geass is one of my cosplans.
Cosplan by stahlnacht November 29, 2013

Cosplayer 

A shapeshifter who usually takes the form of a fictional character, but can appear in any form. Their most common habitat is in a convention or "con," but can also be found in the wild, although it is rare. They communicate by "junko posing" and although it looks confusing, it can be mastered with observation and practice.
It's a wild cosplayer! Quick! Lure it with a lace front wig and catch it! We must bring it to the church!!!!!
Cosplayer by Ash Winters August 3, 2019

cospense 

This word is of Chinglish origin. It is a transliteration of Chinese idiom 扣屎盆子. It refers to a situation where individuals or groups avoid taking responsibility for their actions or mistakes and instead shift the blame onto others. It implies a lack of accountability and an unwillingness to accept consequences for one's own actions.
Please don't cospense me! I'm innocent!
cospense by TTbabe October 10, 2023