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CONdidate by William J Wilson January 5, 2009
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Tea Party Candidate
n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
Tea Party Candidate by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010
coincidate
Something that coincidentally coencides with something else.
E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32
E.g. markiplier Outlast 2 Part 6 minute 32
"I am in some sort of fugue state that just so hhhhHAPPENS... to coincidate with the actual world." -Markiplier Outlast 2.
coincidate by CareBear67 May 23, 2018
the Crime Candidate
An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
the Crime Candidate by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023
Losing Candidate Denial
The condition where people refuse to remove a bumper sticker that displays their losing Presidential Candidate choice.
Look at that fool, he STILL has THREE McCain/Palin bumper stickers on his car's ass. Talk about a serious case of Losing Candidate Denial.
Losing Candidate Denial by renoryn January 6, 2009
Cracker Candidate
Cracker Candidate by Gneissguy July 11, 2009
Raw Dog Candidate
An upstanding girl who you could have unprotected sex with because it seems very unlikely she would have an STD.
Emily was a raw dog candidate, or RDC. She recently passed an STD test, takes birth control diligently, got her vaccines, and is definitely not a slut.
Raw Dog Candidate by Vaginal McPube December 20, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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