evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019

Dirty Combs

The delicious combination of Honey Combs cereal and Cocoa Pebbles in a cereal bowl. Fortified with 18 vitamins and not just part of, but a complete breakfast, lunch, or dinner feast.

I am going to enjoy a bowl of Dirty Combs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by A.V.A.C. June 5, 2015

Emo Pirate Comb-over

When an emo too has uneven bangs combed over to the side, covering one eye, thus resembling an eye patch.

"Aiden is a tool because he wears his hair in that stupid emo pirate comb-over. And his name Aiden. Double fail."

by Broman Polanski February 19, 2014

Honey combing

The act of pouring honey comb cereal into any ass and then shooting it out like a geyser.

Katelyn is divorcing Dylan after he made a huge mess while honey combing in the kitchen.

by Kylan Coward February 3, 2021

e-combing

the act of searching the Internet for a particular item.

After many hours of e-combing, she found her perfect island destination.

by Bonnie Keenan April 15, 2008

Naughty Comb Over

When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.

He gave her the naughty comb over.

by Oneleggedhomo2 November 5, 2021

Payton Combs

The most Beautiful woman to ever live, perfect wife material and an amazing person.

Payton Combs is so Gorgeous

by Urmom696@ November 21, 2021