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Chief Nephew Officer - The title of someone who is hired into an organization at a higher management level than their skill or experience would warrant just because their uncle owns the company.
Peon #1 - “Now I know how he got that job
Peon #2 – “Yeah, he’s the CNO. Wish I had a rich uncle who fostered nepotism”
by Imjustsaying2 January 06, 2011
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Chicks Night Out, Noun or Verb

The female version of a Guys Night Out. The female version involves wine instead of beer, and long dinners at expensive restaurants that husband's won't go to.

An inordinate amount of time is spent discussing the menu, followed by a healthy dose of male bashing.
Hey <female friend> we need to have a CNO to celebrate your recent divorce paper filing.

I'm burned out with work, we need to CNO this weekend.

Sorry, can't talk now. CNOing tonight.
by euuayya November 05, 2009
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Ant: Yo my brotha we out to the c no today?!?

Kp: Aww yeahh lets go get that paper at the c no!
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