Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.
by Camaromelt July 6, 2009