Crapping My Pants Laughing
Guy 1: What's the Difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?
Guy 2: Not sure, what?
Guy1: The prostitute stops screwing you when you're dead!
Guy 2: CMPL! That is so funny that I literally crapped my pants.
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