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Pronunciation: kloip
Function: abbreviation

CLOYP stands for Crusting Lesions On Your Penis. CLOYP can be caused by any of various diseases or infections (as syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and genital herpes) that are usually transmitted by direct sexual contact
M.C: OMG! You got the CLOYP.
S.S: Yea, I know.
M.C: What are you gonna do?
S.S: I dunno. Can you help me take off some of the crust?
M.C: No, no I can't.
S.S.: Are we still on for the brown chicken brown cow (sexual relations)?
M.C: Yea of course!
by Neil Mik May 20, 2009
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